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{"type":"standard","title":"John Ciardi","displaytitle":"John Ciardi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q947519","titles":{"canonical":"John_Ciardi","normalized":"John Ciardi","display":"John Ciardi"},"pageid":352647,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/John_Ciardi.jpg/330px-John_Ciardi.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/John_Ciardi.jpg","width":387,"height":258},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280238907","tid":"905565ff-0000-11f0-b746-607804d5c0b1","timestamp":"2025-03-13T11:44:47Z","description":"American poet, professor, translator (1916–1986)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ciardi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ciardi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ciardi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Ciardi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ciardi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_Ciardi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ciardi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Ciardi"}},"extract":"John Anthony Ciardi was an American poet, translator, and etymologist. While primarily known as a poet and translator of Dante's Divine Comedy, he also wrote several volumes of children's poetry, pursued etymology, contributed to the Saturday Review as a columnist and long-time poetry editor, directed the Bread Loaf Writers' Conference in Vermont, and recorded commentaries for National Public Radio.","extract_html":"
John Anthony Ciardi was an American poet, translator, and etymologist. While primarily known as a poet and translator of Dante's Divine Comedy, he also wrote several volumes of children's poetry, pursued etymology, contributed to the Saturday Review as a columnist and long-time poetry editor, directed the Bread Loaf Writers' Conference in Vermont, and recorded commentaries for National Public Radio.
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