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A signoria was the governing authority in many of the Italian city-states during the Medieval and Renaissance periods.\nThe word signoria comes from signore, or \"lord\", an abstract noun meaning (roughly) \"government\", \"governing authority\", de facto \"sovereignty\", \"lordship\"; pl.: signorie.
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