{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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Half a Life is a 1982 film directed by Romain Goupil. The film won the Caméra d'Or and Award of the Youth at the Cannes Film Festival, along with the César Award for Best Debut.
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Serafín: La película, is a 2001 Mexican film written by Xavier Robles and directed by René Cardona III and was produced by Coyoácan Films and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures under their Family Entertainment label. It is a sequel to the telenovela of Televisa Serafín produced by José Alberto Castro in 1999.
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Tavşanlı District is a district of the Kütahya Province of Turkey. Its seat is the city of Tavşanlı. Its area is 1,899 km2, and its population is 100,568 (2022).
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