{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Florence Shapiro","displaytitle":"Florence Shapiro","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5460780","titles":{"canonical":"Florence_Shapiro","normalized":"Florence Shapiro","display":"Florence Shapiro"},"pageid":1266487,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/FlorenceShapiro.jpg/330px-FlorenceShapiro.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/FlorenceShapiro.jpg","width":512,"height":768},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289950592","tid":"154df1b2-2eb1-11f0-867e-e009b1601321","timestamp":"2025-05-11T21:44:15Z","description":"American politician (1948-present)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Shapiro","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Shapiro?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Shapiro?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Florence_Shapiro"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Shapiro","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Florence_Shapiro","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Shapiro?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Florence_Shapiro"}},"extract":"Florence Donald Shapiro is an American politician from Texas. Her political career lasted over 30 years and coincided with Plano's growth from a bedroom community of 17,000 to a city of almost 300,000 residents. After moving to Plano in 1972, she served on the Plano City Council from 1979 to 1990 and served as the city's first female and Jewish elected mayor from 1990 to 1992.","extract_html":"
Florence Donald Shapiro is an American politician from Texas. Her political career lasted over 30 years and coincided with Plano's growth from a bedroom community of 17,000 to a city of almost 300,000 residents. After moving to Plano in 1972, she served on the Plano City Council from 1979 to 1990 and served as the city's first female and Jewish elected mayor from 1990 to 1992.
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